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Every 8 weeks or so, I have a number 4 - no skill involved, just sit vee-eery still when they get near your ears.

I normally get a doing once a month. I'm going to look like a long haired guardian reading dope smoking lefty liberal hippy if this lock down goes on much longer.

Count, can I borrow your shears please mate chum friend person.

BaronVonWreckedoften wrote: ↑Sat May 16, 2020 9:55 am Every 8 weeks or so, I have a number 4 - no skill involved, just sit vee-eery still when they get near your ears.

For a moment there I was worried you were talking about some sort of escalated bowel movement... Waaay beyond a number 2...

Peeler can probably go all the way to a number 11...

Peeler wrote: ↑Sat May 16, 2020 10:13 am Count, can I borrow your shears please mate chum friend person.

Only if its the garden ones and I get to do the cutting...

Harsh.

....but fair.

and I get to do the cutting...

is that an euphemism?

You can't cut with a euphemism.

grizzlymc wrote: ↑Sun May 17, 2020 2:33 am You can't cut with a euphemism.

You can get a tune out of it though!

Only if you blow hard enough.