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Re: Painting Nellies

Posted: Thu Mar 25, 2021 9:31 pm
by bangorstu
Sensible chap.

Re: Painting Nellies

Posted: Thu Mar 25, 2021 9:34 pm
by garyp
Stupid Nellie joke.

What do you do if you see a herd of elephants coming down a hill?


Swim for your life.

Re: Painting Nellies

Posted: Thu Mar 25, 2021 9:36 pm
by garyp
Why has an elephant got four feet?




Because it would look silly with six inches.



I'll get my coat 😶😶

Re: Painting Nellies

Posted: Thu Mar 25, 2021 9:55 pm
by BaronVonWreckedoften
How do you know an elephant's been in your fridge?

Footprints in the butter....

Gary - while you're there, would you get my coat as well......