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Re: Enable my exhibitionism!
Posted: Thu Mar 15, 2018 10:43 am
by Purple
I wonder how they’d display there dildos?
Probably in a conveniently sized gap, with deliberately soft lighting and surrounded by dildos of a much better quality that they don’t make/sell.
You’ll Jot down the number and proceed to isle 389 where you can pick it up in a plain brown box so that you won’t see what utter shite it is until you’ve got home.
Now usually you’d take this crap right back but the whole experience of going around ikea is so painful that it would be akin to immediately going back into a desert you just narrowly avoided death in.
Re: Enable my exhibitionism!
Posted: Thu Mar 15, 2018 10:54 am
by grizzlymc
Purple wrote: ↑Thu Mar 15, 2018 10:00 am
IKEA do things like that.
The big jugs I mean.
, not the dildos.
A lot of Swedes have big jugs.
I am surprised that these days dildos aren't sold as 3d printfiles. Billing only happens when the in dildo sensor detects the muscle spasms of a grand mal orgasm.
Re: Enable my exhibitionism!
Posted: Thu Mar 15, 2018 11:19 am
by Etranger
Re: Enable my exhibitionism!
Posted: Thu Mar 15, 2018 12:22 pm
by BaronVonWreckedoften
Etranger wrote: ↑Thu Mar 15, 2018 10:33 am
Theirs are ribbed!
Looks like someone went mad with a potter's wheel.
Re: Enable my exhibitionism!
Posted: Thu Mar 15, 2018 12:32 pm
by Etranger
The things I have to do to keep you lot happy...
Re: Enable my exhibitionism!
Posted: Thu Mar 15, 2018 3:58 pm
by BaronVonWreckedoften
Nah, you just love getting the last word.
Re: Enable my exhibitionism!
Posted: Thu Mar 15, 2018 7:36 pm
by Jeremy
Purple wrote: ↑Thu Mar 15, 2018 10:43 am
I wonder how they’d display there dildos?
Probably in a conveniently sized gap, with deliberately soft lighting and surrounded by dildos of a much better quality that they don’t make/sell.
You’ll Jot down the number and proceed to isle 389 where you can pick it up in a plain brown box so that you won’t see what utter shite it is until you’ve got home.
Now usually you’d take this crap right back but the whole experience of going around ikea is so painful that it would be akin to immediately going back into a desert you just narrowly avoided death in.
Never mind that... imagine being in quality control when called upon to do load bearing and stress testing
Re: Enable my exhibitionism!
Posted: Thu Mar 15, 2018 8:27 pm
by Wg Cdr Luddite
Do they have a fitting room where you can try them out ?
Re: Enable my exhibitionism!
Posted: Thu Mar 15, 2018 10:40 pm
by Peeler
Just listen to yourselves!
Re: Enable my exhibitionism!
Posted: Fri Mar 16, 2018 2:24 am
by Etranger
Wg Cdr Luddite wrote: ↑Thu Mar 15, 2018 8:27 pm
Do they have a fitting room where you can try them out ?
It's IKEA, all open plan. Very tolerant, the Swedes..
