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Re: Pulp Cthulhu
Posted: Sun Dec 15, 2019 8:35 pm
by goat major
You need to write a game for John where the objective is to roll 84 six times in a row
Re: Pulp Cthulhu
Posted: Sun Dec 15, 2019 9:27 pm
by Norman D. Landings
JUNGLE FRENZY! WOOOOOH!
The official soundtrack:
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=_r0n9Dv6XnY
Shut up. It’s brilliant.
Re: Pulp Cthulhu
Posted: Mon Dec 16, 2019 5:49 am
by Jeremy
Purple wrote: ↑Sun Dec 15, 2019 8:26 pm
John, I just want you to know that I warmed your character up and he’s going to roll insanely good next time...
Law of averages and all that.
Although slightly lower in his luck and sanity statistics
Re: Pulp Cthulhu
Posted: Mon Dec 16, 2019 6:17 am
by Norman D. Landings
Yeah, sorry about the flesh balaclava.
Re: Pulp Cthulhu
Posted: Mon Dec 16, 2019 8:24 am
by levied troop
Purple wrote: ↑Sun Dec 15, 2019 8:26 pm
John, I just want you to know that I warmed your character up and he’s going to roll insanely good next time...
I know. I was controlling you from a distance through the eldritch spell known as ‘two bottles of Chardonnay and Daube Provençal’. It did involve the sacrifice of my soul but, huh, small change
Re: Pulp Cthulhu
Posted: Mon Dec 16, 2019 12:50 pm
by Purple
That makes sense if I was channeling your dice rolling...
9 rolls made.
1 passed, 8 were over 84.......
Re: Pulp Cthulhu
Posted: Tue Dec 17, 2019 7:03 am
by Norman D. Landings
Sword cane, though?
It’s like you specialise in ‘characters labouring under the delusion that they can fence’.
Just get a flamethrower already.
You’ll still roll 84 but it’ll be way more eventful when you do.
Re: Pulp Cthulhu
Posted: Tue Dec 17, 2019 8:30 am
by Jeremy
He’s really just an aging and more feeble Amris
Re: Pulp Cthulhu
Posted: Tue Dec 17, 2019 11:02 am
by grizzlymc
That should set off the protection system
Re: Pulp Cthulhu
Posted: Sat Dec 28, 2019 9:10 pm
by goat major
More Gran Chaco tentacle action tonight...... Well a lot of inexplicable lurking around the toilets, intimidation of nurses, rapid dispatching of zombified soldiers, pulpy last second drop shots on demonic lizard dogs, a Frenchman who can’t roll less than 80 on a D100 and a non-native English speaker tasked to operate the radio for important messages. The Caduceus foundation have definitely brought in their top team for this one.