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To show how overweight they are?

That's not the sort of "wargaming figures" he means, Grizz.

There’s something in that idea, maybe get a double of this made up?
https://warbases.co.uk/product/dux-brit ... net-holes/
16 figures against a more regimented 18 might be enough to give the superior force an edge.