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Re: The other ShedCon, 10th November 2018
Posted: Tue Oct 30, 2018 6:56 am
by Etranger
That's just Yorkist propaganda. Greater Essex is a mighty realm.
Re: The other ShedCon, 10th November 2018
Posted: Tue Oct 30, 2018 7:10 am
by grizzlymc
More an empire than a mere realm.
Re: The other ShedCon, 10th November 2018
Posted: Tue Oct 30, 2018 9:07 am
by BaronVonWreckedoften
grizzlymc wrote: ↑Tue Oct 30, 2018 5:49 am
.....a man might trek half a lifetime and never return to the same point.
Especially if EB is reading the map......

Re: The other ShedCon, 10th November 2018
Posted: Tue Oct 30, 2018 9:19 am
by goat major
That's a bit unfair. He must pass the same point several times as he continually circles the M25
Re: The other ShedCon, 10th November 2018
Posted: Tue Oct 30, 2018 10:39 am
by Ilkley Old School
So basically Essex is a bit like the tardis. Bigger on the inside than out.
Also I hear that time and space is also distorted in Essex so things look bigger. That may explain why EB likes 20mm so much as in Essex they are the size of Action Men.
Re: The other ShedCon, 10th November 2018
Posted: Tue Oct 30, 2018 10:51 am
by grizzlymc
This is a mystery.
Re: The other ShedCon, 10th November 2018
Posted: Tue Oct 30, 2018 10:57 am
by Etranger
Ilkley Old School wrote: ↑Tue Oct 30, 2018 10:39 am
So basically Essex is a bit like the tardis. Bigger on the inside than out.
Also I hear that time and space is also distorted in Essex so things look bigger. That may explain why EB likes 20mm so much as in Essex they are the size of Action Men.
It is not a coincidence that Einstein wrote his Special Theory of Relativity after a night out in Chelmsford.
Re: The other ShedCon, 10th November 2018
Posted: Tue Oct 30, 2018 11:40 am
by grizzlymc
After a night outr in Chelmsford, I could write a Special Theory of Relativity. Might not remember it at lunchtime.
Re: The other ShedCon, 10th November 2018
Posted: Tue Oct 30, 2018 11:54 am
by Jeremy
Mock our Sangoma Burtelezi at your own peril. He is the Voice of the Ancestors and he may yet pronounce your doom
Re: The other ShedCon, 10th November 2018
Posted: Tue Oct 30, 2018 1:12 pm
by Peeler
Oh, we have that here in Ayton, Doombar ale, it's very quaffable. The last time a Harridan came by to pronounce our doom she ended up with a £60 bar tab to pay.