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And if you do, try and film it!

grizzlymc wrote: ↑Sat Mar 21, 2020 8:45 am My guess is that anything in a multipack had a limit of one.

Not here, common sense goes out of the window

Apparently the person providing our provisions during exile had to get into a discussion with Tesco staff as to how different something had to be to count as a different item. Apparently dog food cans all count as the same item regardless of type or flavour but milk is different if the container is different in any way! I did say he should have tried to buy four teaspoons and see if they enforced the three item quota on them too

MarshalNey wrote: ↑Sat Mar 21, 2020 8:49 am

to two long ones.

Just to increase your chances of picking up the virus, Grizz.

There was some talk a few weeks back that the virus was deliberately released to wreck the worlds economy.

Well you have to wonder when it came out of China and when it has a good hold elsewhere (with the UK talking about 12-18months before it's mostly gone) China's new cases drop to zero! Sounds like a cracking conspiracy theory about an engineered virus* and vaccine leading to world domination.

*If it has minotaurs and flying monkeys too we know Norms involved somewhere.

valleyboy wrote: ↑Sat Mar 21, 2020 9:27 am And if I piss on my laptop won't I get an electric shock up my todger?

You might, but at least you'll have marked it as YOUR laptop.

You may scoff. The cure is powered Unicorns horn.

Nah, the Chinese have taken a big hit, now their customers are taking a big hit, if the Chinese saw this as a weapon, it blew up in their face.

Maybe, hopefully now they will tackle the dining habits of their rural population.

Bats are eaten all round the world, I suspect that the problem is one billion people living in a small area.

valleyboy wrote: ↑Sat Mar 21, 2020 9:27 am And if I piss on my laptop won't I get an electric shock up my todger?

Oh come on!

If he pisses on the power converter, he probably will.