What are people buying?

[FreddBloggs]

Shorter odds on Jeremy solving brexit than any member of the tory party!

[FreddBloggs]

Like Russia? So your strength is largely superficial, fundamentally self-delusional, and a couple of centuries out of date.

Bad luck , old chap.

Like Russia, with the American president in his pocket he meant.

[Jeremy]

Like Russia? So your strength is largely superficial, fundamentally self-delusional, and a couple of centuries out of date.

Bad luck , old chap.

Pretty much. But it’s riding a bear, has its shirt off and is firing an AK47 in each hand

[BaronVonWreckedoften]

.... and is firing an AK47 in each hand

From what I've seen of people firing one AK47 with two hands, that's very much a....errr.....double-edged sword.......

OK, you know what I meant.,

[Purple]

I feel sorry for Jeremy’s postman when he finally breaks.
He’s going to be laden up like a pack mule. He’ll be bent double as Jeremy let’s loose all over the place.

[valleyboy]

Latestodds:
2-1 Jeremy cracks by Brexit
5-2 Jeremy cracks by Salute
7-4 Jeremy falls on his lead pile sobbing
50 - 1 Jeremy gives in to Peelers tat pile
65-2 Jeremy buys something off EB but sells it back to him 4 days later
1000 - 1 Jeremy is successful
2000000000 - 1 Jeremy solves Brexit

A dope test will be required.

And please...... gamble responsibly and often

Yes.....
We will need a urine sample.........
And err......... we will need a blood sample........
And err.......... we will need a faecal sample........
And err....... we will need a semen sample............

Err so Jeremy if you'd be kind enough to leave your underpants at the bar I will arrange the testing

[Buff Orpington]

It's good to see that this is being handled by professionals.

[Paul]

Latest odds:
2-1 Jeremy cracks by Brexit
5-2 Jeremy cracks by Salute
7-4 Jeremy falls on his lead pile sobbing
50 - 1 Jeremy gives in to Peelers tat pile
65-2 Jeremy buys something off EB but sells it back to him 4 days later
1000 - 1 Jeremy is successful
2000000000 - 1 Jeremy solves Brexit

A dope test will be required.

And please...... gamble responsibly and often

The OCD part of me is really struggling with the 7-4 and 65-2 options being in the wrong place

[Jeremy]

I am basking in the warm and comforting glow that people on this forum have such faith in my willpower

[Purple]

It would be like Buff giving up eBay or me giving up Foundry.
It’s just not plausible in this dimension.

I mean we’ve all seen how many cars you’ve got in your Bum.