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Re: What are people buying?
Posted: Fri Mar 08, 2019 9:51 am
by FreddBloggs
Shorter odds on Jeremy solving brexit than any member of the tory party!
Re: What are people buying?
Posted: Fri Mar 08, 2019 9:52 am
by FreddBloggs
BaronVonWreckedoften wrote: ↑Fri Mar 08, 2019 9:43 am
Like Russia? So your strength is largely superficial, fundamentally self-delusional, and a couple of centuries out of date.
Bad luck , old chap.
Like Russia, with the American president in his pocket he meant.
Re: What are people buying?
Posted: Fri Mar 08, 2019 11:01 am
by Jeremy
BaronVonWreckedoften wrote: ↑Fri Mar 08, 2019 9:43 am
Like Russia? So your strength is largely superficial, fundamentally self-delusional, and a couple of centuries out of date.
Bad luck , old chap.
Pretty much. But it’s riding a bear, has its shirt off and is firing an AK47 in each hand
Re: What are people buying?
Posted: Fri Mar 08, 2019 1:58 pm
by BaronVonWreckedoften
Jeremy wrote: ↑Fri Mar 08, 2019 11:01 am
.... and is firing an AK47 in each hand
From what I've seen of people firing one AK47 with two hands, that's very much a....errr.....double-edged sword.......
OK, you know what I meant.,
Re: What are people buying?
Posted: Fri Mar 08, 2019 2:12 pm
by Purple
I feel sorry for Jeremy’s postman when he finally breaks.
He’s going to be laden up like a pack mule. He’ll be bent double as Jeremy let’s loose all over the place.
Re: What are people buying?
Posted: Fri Mar 08, 2019 8:30 pm
by valleyboy
levied troop wrote: ↑Fri Mar 08, 2019 8:27 am
Latestodds:
2-1 Jeremy cracks by Brexit
5-2 Jeremy cracks by Salute
7-4 Jeremy falls on his lead pile sobbing
50 - 1 Jeremy gives in to Peelers tat pile
65-2 Jeremy buys something off EB but sells it back to him 4 days later
1000 - 1 Jeremy is successful
2000000000 - 1 Jeremy solves Brexit
A dope test will be required.
And please...... gamble responsibly
and often
Yes.....
We will need a urine sample.........
And err......... we will need a blood sample........
And err.......... we will need a faecal sample........
And err....... we will need a semen sample............
Err so Jeremy if you'd be kind enough to leave your underpants at the bar I will arrange the testing
Re: What are people buying?
Posted: Fri Mar 08, 2019 9:09 pm
by Buff Orpington
It's good to see that this is being handled by professionals.
Re: What are people buying?
Posted: Sat Mar 09, 2019 2:05 am
by Paul
levied troop wrote: ↑Fri Mar 08, 2019 8:27 am
Latest odds:
2-1 Jeremy cracks by Brexit
5-2 Jeremy cracks by Salute
7-4 Jeremy falls on his lead pile sobbing
50 - 1 Jeremy gives in to Peelers tat pile
65-2 Jeremy buys something off EB but sells it back to him 4 days later
1000 - 1 Jeremy is successful
2000000000 - 1 Jeremy solves Brexit
A dope test will be required.
And please...... gamble responsibly
and often
The OCD part of me is really struggling with the 7-4 and 65-2 options being in the wrong place
Re: What are people buying?
Posted: Sat Mar 09, 2019 6:29 am
by Jeremy
I am basking in the warm and comforting glow that people on this forum have such faith in my willpower
Re: What are people buying?
Posted: Sat Mar 09, 2019 7:42 am
by Purple
It would be like Buff giving up eBay or me giving up Foundry.
It’s just not plausible in this dimension.
I mean we’ve all seen how many cars you’ve got in your Bum.