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Peeler's farts make all NBC assets obsolete.

I've heard people say so, as they gasped their last.

Norman D. Landings wrote: ↑Mon May 18, 2020 12:45 pm Vest-guy’s flashlight is more powerful than Derek’s .38.

More accurate too

More accurate than a submachine torch though

Machine-gunning people is one of those things that the more you do, the better you get.

Derek just needs practice!

I've heard that it's only practice for the supreme pleasure of machine gunning apes.

Well, there’s Beethoven’s ‘Ode to Joy’ in my head again.

Peeler wrote: ↑Mon May 18, 2020 8:53 pm I've heard people say so, as they gasped their last.

Cometh the hour, cometh the man.
HMG have finally added loss of sense of smell/taste to the key symptoms of Covid 19. Peeler’s now officially listed as a mass screening tool.

Yes, but when their faces are sliding off like in Raiders of the Lost Ark, then what?