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Re: Ayton 1st-3rd May 2020 - Cancelled.
Posted: Wed Mar 25, 2020 7:56 pm
by Peeler
There's no teenagers about, goodness knows where they've gone. It might have to be a four pack of Spar shop brew, drank in an empty sheep field....
Re: Ayton 1st-3rd May 2020 - Cancelled.
Posted: Wed Mar 25, 2020 8:09 pm
by Jeremy
Peeler doesn’t drink cider
Re: Ayton 1st-3rd May 2020 - Cancelled.
Posted: Wed Mar 25, 2020 8:15 pm
by Peeler
Darned right too. At the moment, I haven't had a drink since Friday. Good going I think. And I think I feel slightly better for it. You can have too much of a good thing, even if it is beer.
Re: Ayton 1st-3rd May 2020 - Cancelled.
Posted: Wed Mar 25, 2020 9:29 pm
by Etranger
Peeler wrote: ↑Wed Mar 25, 2020 8:15 pm
Darned right too. At the moment, I haven't had a drink since Friday. Good going I think. And I think I feel slightly better for it. You can have too much of a good thing, even if it is beer.
:o
Who are you and what have you done with the real Peeler?
Re: Ayton 1st-3rd May 2020 - Cancelled.
Posted: Thu Mar 26, 2020 7:19 am
by levied troop
It’s not really a respiratory virus, that’s just the cover for............Alien Bodysnatchers!!
:o
Re: Ayton 1st-3rd May 2020 - Cancelled.
Posted: Thu Mar 26, 2020 7:35 am
by goat major
you've to feel sorry for the Alien in this case then
Re: Ayton 1st-3rd May 2020 - Cancelled.
Posted: Thu Mar 26, 2020 8:21 am
by Jeremy
Bloody hell. Imagine their horror at the gas expelled during the anal probe.
Re: Ayton 1st-3rd May 2020 - Cancelled.
Posted: Thu Mar 26, 2020 9:14 am
by Buff Orpington
"Unexpected supernova in the western spiral arm.
Re: Ayton 1st-3rd May 2020 - Cancelled.
Posted: Thu Mar 26, 2020 4:21 pm
by Paul
Jeremy wrote: ↑Thu Mar 26, 2020 8:21 am
Bloody hell. Imagine their horror at the gas expelled during the anal probe.
D'ya think aliens get confused with the obsession of the human race with anal probes?
Re: Ayton 1st-3rd May 2020 - Cancelled.
Posted: Thu Mar 26, 2020 10:34 pm
by Peeler
You are a cheeky bunch of barstards.