The Loose Association of Wargamers

Unavailable assailing, hmmm might as well go wassailing.

Abseiling, that's the way to go into a Wargames show. Blow a hole in the roof, rappel down wearing black overalls and a balaclava, MP5 slung across your chest. Grab what you want and out the back door.

Buff, have you joined the Welsh Jihadi group, "Look you boyo"?
I think they expect you to do a bit more than disrupt the odd bring and buy. Still, before doing the big heist you could probably play in a few participation games without turning heads.

Noooo Buff is a member of the Taffia these days, organised crime and Male Voice Choirs.

I shall be defending the small hall on the Rapier stand, so come, say hi, throw £50 notes at me.....

You sound like a stripper I used to know.

Weather forecast looks ok, overcast, warmish, slight chance of rain in afternoon, increasing by 16:00. Winds light to variable.

Meanwhile, I’ve lost a chateau that forms part of the game. It’s rendered in cream stucco, two-storey, double fronted, with a quite nice portico, designed by Capability Bodley. If spotted, please contact LT. You’ll find him somewhere in the basements, frantically sorting through boxes and swearing profusely

Sorry LT but I believe it was snapped up in a Back handed buy to let scheme by a cabinet minister and converted into a series of Tastefully done apartments that only oligarchs can afford.
There’s time to scratch build an alternative :-p

There’s a man called Jeremy Hunt
Who liked to indulge in a property shunt
He’s pinched LT’s chateau
And took a bite out of his gateaux
That Jeremy’s a bit of a.......

I’m rather stuck here, I can’t think of a rhyme to finish it.

Fortunately I’ve knocked up a Chateau out of washing up bottles and a Blue Peter badge. No-one will notice the difference.

Losing a house is distressing, but losing a chateau can only be described as carelessness.

Is taking a bite out of your gateaux a euphemism?
Only LT can lose a large terrain piece.
It's quite an achievement.