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Re: Ayton 2018 18th Century Campaign & Games
Posted: Sun Mar 18, 2018 9:21 am
by Jeremy
Yes, no one likes it when their winkle is frozen.....
Re: Ayton 2018 18th Century Campaign & Games
Posted: Sun Mar 18, 2018 9:27 am
by grizzlymc
On the altiplano at -30 with a 100km wind, getting your winkle out for a piss was an act of great derring doo.
Re: Ayton 2018 18th Century Campaign & Games
Posted: Sun Mar 18, 2018 1:59 pm
by BaronVonWreckedoften
Having your wee freeze mid-stream is quite an experience, so I'm told (by someone who claims it happened to him).
Re: Ayton 2018 18th Century Campaign & Games
Posted: Sun Mar 18, 2018 6:50 pm
by grizzlymc
Never happened to me, I did once leave a puddle of yellow ice on the rocks.
Re: Ayton 2018 18th Century Campaign & Games
Posted: Sun Mar 18, 2018 11:27 pm
by battleeditor
I’m so glad the thread for our campaign weekend hasn’t wandered off topic...
Re: Ayton 2018 18th Century Campaign & Games
Posted: Mon Mar 19, 2018 6:19 am
by Jeremy
Piss poor performance on our part....
Re: Ayton 2018 18th Century Campaign & Games
Posted: Mon Mar 19, 2018 9:10 am
by BaronVonWreckedoften
Urine trouble now, Grizz!!!
Re: Ayton 2018 18th Century Campaign & Games
Posted: Mon Mar 19, 2018 9:17 am
by valleyboy
Yes lucky for you Grizz that you don't live in the same incontinent
Who do you think your kidneying with all that bladdering on?
I laughed so much I nearly prostrated myself
Get re(n)al man :o
Re: Ayton 2018 18th Century Campaign & Games
Posted: Mon Mar 19, 2018 9:55 am
by grizzlymc
The worst thing is when you are dying for a piss and, due to the temperature, your mighty shaft has shrunk to the point where it is as hard to find as a virgin looking for a clitoris.
Re: Ayton 2018 18th Century Campaign & Games
Posted: Mon Mar 19, 2018 6:08 pm
by MarshalNey
a second belly button?