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Re: Ayton 1st-3rd May 2020 - Cancelled.

Posted: Fri May 01, 2020 7:08 am
by goat major
May 1st. Well. Shit.

Re: Ayton 1st-3rd May 2020 - Cancelled.

Posted: Fri May 01, 2020 7:31 am
by Purple
I’m sure Peeler will open up the hall and leave some lingering farts in there for you to stand about in it for a bit? 🤔

As Count Stepan Fiodorovitch Apraxin once famously remarked ... “ Bit wank, init?”

Re: Ayton 1st-3rd May 2020 - Cancelled.

Posted: Fri May 01, 2020 7:31 am
by goat major
Things that should be happening today
Peeler farting
Ken being in the pub already
EB arriving late and declaring he is going to bed early for a quiet night
Gary falling into a bush
Peeler farting
Andy getting extra chicken in his vegan curry
Boobs v Windows
Everyone getting excited and looking at the pretty figures
Peeler farting

Re: Ayton 1st-3rd May 2020 - Cancelled.

Posted: Fri May 01, 2020 7:46 am
by Jeremy
The whole thing is even more shit than Peelers farts

Re: Ayton 1st-3rd May 2020 - Cancelled.

Posted: Fri May 01, 2020 8:08 am
by MarshalNey
Never mind, we can make up for it next year.

Re: Ayton 1st-3rd May 2020 - Cancelled.

Posted: Fri May 01, 2020 8:35 am
by Jeremy
goat major wrote: Fri May 01, 2020 7:31 am Things that should be happening today
Peeler farting
Ken being in the pub already
EB arriving late and declaring he is going to bed early for a quiet night
Gary falling into a bush
Peeler farting
Andy getting extra chicken in his vegan curry
Boobs v Windows
Everyone getting excited and looking at the pretty figures
Peeler farting
You forgot:
The Iain and Andy ‘date night’
Norm’s clumsy attempts at romancing Peelers Hoover
Everyone rehashing every Gateway cavalry story they know again and again

Re: Ayton 1st-3rd May 2020 - Cancelled.

Posted: Fri May 01, 2020 8:47 am
by valleyboy
its a good thing I hadn't actually booked a flight

Re: Ayton 1st-3rd May 2020 - Cancelled.

Posted: Fri May 01, 2020 8:48 am
by garyp
Jeremy wrote: Fri May 01, 2020 8:35 am
goat major wrote: Fri May 01, 2020 7:31 am Things that should be happening today
Peeler farting
Ken being in the pub already
EB arriving late and declaring he is going to bed early for a quiet night
Gary falling into a bush
Peeler farting
Andy getting extra chicken in his vegan curry
Boobs v Windows
Everyone getting excited and looking at the pretty figures
Peeler farting
You forgot:
The Iain and Andy ‘date night’
Norm’s clumsy attempts at romancing Peelers Hoover
Everyone rehashing every Gateway cavalry story they know again and again
You also forgot:
Everyone waiting with baited breath for the first GM 'stare' of the weekend

Re: Ayton 1st-3rd May 2020 - Cancelled.

Posted: Fri May 01, 2020 8:49 am
by BaronVonWreckedoften
On a par with that of Paddington Bear, I've heard.

Re: Ayton 1st-3rd May 2020 - Cancelled.

Posted: Fri May 01, 2020 8:49 am
by Jeremy
Very true Gary