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Re: Gobbortunity Knocks

Posted: Fri Oct 30, 2020 7:33 pm
by goat major
I can't understand why they dont look up to you

Re: Gobbortunity Knocks

Posted: Fri Oct 30, 2020 9:20 pm
by Shahbahraz
goat major wrote: Fri Oct 30, 2020 7:33 pm I can't understand why they dont look up to you
I'm pretty sure this sketch involved Cleese, Barker and Corbett... personally I think it's situational. In Glasgow pubs in the 1990s it wasn't unusual for me to be at least 3" taller than anyone else there. And LT will tell you I'm a wee Scot. I was dwarfed by Australian private school girls. (Although in all fairness, my chief memory was a senior journalist friend buying trays of cock-sucking cowboys for the Australian netball team on Green Square in Canberra.. and the memory is pretty hazy after that.)

Dwarfs = Highland Light infantry, which I always thought was odd, as they were supposed to be faster, but carry all the same size equipment as everyone else despite being 5 2" with a bad attitude. Should be slower with better morale.

Re: Gobbortunity Knocks

Posted: Fri Oct 30, 2020 10:44 pm
by Etranger
Shahbahraz wrote: Fri Oct 30, 2020 9:20 pm
goat major wrote: Fri Oct 30, 2020 7:33 pm I can't understand why they dont look up to you
I'm pretty sure this sketch involved Cleese, Barker and Corbett... personally I think it's situational. In Glasgow pubs in the 1990s it wasn't unusual for me to be at least 3" taller than anyone else there. And LT will tell you I'm a wee Scot. I was dwarfed by Australian private school girls. (Although in all fairness, my chief memory was a senior journalist friend buying trays of cock-sucking cowboys for the Australian netball team on Green Square in Canberra.. and the memory is pretty hazy after that.)
Those netballers can put it away...

'Kids are getting taller. I'm 6 foot but both of my oldest sons are well over that, the 20yo is 6'3' & the 18yo 6'4" & still growing.
Shahbahraz wrote: Fri Oct 30, 2020 9:20 pm
Dwarfs = Highland Light infantry, which I always thought was odd, as they were supposed to be faster, but carry all the same size equipment as everyone else despite being 5 2" with a bad attitude. Should be slower with better morale.
Wasn't it "Poison Dwarfs"? - Edit - that was the Cameronians https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cameronia ... sh_Rifles)

Re: Gobbortunity Knocks

Posted: Fri Oct 30, 2020 10:52 pm
by BaronVonWreckedoften
I wonder who would win a bar fight between the Camerionians (in their prime) and the Australian women's netball team (suitably fired up with CSCs)?

Close call?

Re: Gobbortunity Knocks

Posted: Fri Oct 30, 2020 11:03 pm
by Jeremy
It’s a hairy situation

Re: Gobbortunity Knocks

Posted: Fri Oct 30, 2020 11:42 pm
by grizzlymc
Well, one team probably waxes.

Re: Gobbortunity Knocks

Posted: Sat Oct 31, 2020 1:56 am
by Shahbahraz
I can only speak from personal experience about who would come out on top .. errr

But most of the Australian Netball Team would be most disconcerted.