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Re: Pulp Cthulhu
Posted: Mon Jun 15, 2020 8:30 am
by Purple
That was an excellent game. I’m sad I left the pick axe though.
And yes, I will remember that the entire party was like ‘f*** Christine the mad bitch!’
Except Hilaire who is definitely now the most dashing adventurer in the group, even with those flakes of skin peeling off and the constant drool....
Re: Pulp Cthulhu
Posted: Mon Jun 15, 2020 8:40 am
by Jeremy
We were saying that about Christine before her ‘episode’
Re: Pulp Cthulhu
Posted: Mon Jun 15, 2020 8:41 am
by Jeremy
Besides, Randall and Karina gave Christine 5 sticks of lit dynamite as a ‘going away present’. I thought that was very thoughtful given the situation.
Re: Pulp Cthulhu
Posted: Mon Jun 15, 2020 10:52 am
by World2dave
Christine's madness was more amusing than dangerous really.
The only thing less threatening than the diminutive Chinese doctor with a pickaxe is Hilaire with a rapier. Or a gun
Re: Pulp Cthulhu
Posted: Mon Jun 15, 2020 10:59 am
by goat major
she had developed the talent of Insane Brutality though. What ? you didn't notice ?
Re: Pulp Cthulhu
Posted: Mon Jun 15, 2020 11:11 am
by Norman D. Landings
Listen, our options for tackling the 10-ton flesh-mound of writhing slimy tentacle were (A) dynamite, or (B) wrestling.
I have no regrets over my choice.
Re: Pulp Cthulhu
Posted: Mon Jun 15, 2020 11:16 am
by goat major
I've created a handy little standard response guide for Randall to use in future. Just delete as appropriate.
"Listen, our options for tackling the 10-ton flesh-mound of writhing slimy tentacle/shopkeeper/school crossing patrol/ librarian/monkey/valuable alien flute were (A) dynamite, or (B) wrestling.
I have no regrets over my choice."
Re: Pulp Cthulhu
Posted: Mon Jun 15, 2020 11:20 am
by Jeremy
goat major wrote: ↑Mon Jun 15, 2020 11:16 am
I've created a handy little standard response guide for Randall to use in future. Just delete as appropriate.
"Listen, our options for tackling the 10-ton flesh-mound of writhing slimy tentacle/shopkeeper/school crossing patrol/ librarian/monkey/valuable alien flute were (A) dynamite, or (B) wrestling it naked.
I have no regrets over my choice."
FTFY
Re: Pulp Cthulhu
Posted: Mon Jun 15, 2020 11:53 am
by Norman D. Landings
If feel naked dynamite should also be an option.
(As well as an awesome title for a blaxploitation movie.)
Re: Pulp Cthulhu
Posted: Mon Jun 15, 2020 12:09 pm
by grizzlymc
I've managed teams that would make that lot seem a bit vanilla.