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Re: A deeply wounding remark.

Posted: Thu Oct 01, 2020 10:38 pm
by Peeler
I'd imagine an elf is hard to dislodge from your spokes.

Re: A deeply wounding remark.

Posted: Fri Oct 02, 2020 7:30 am
by levied troop
I do hope you filled in the correct Elfn’Safety report or it’ll be detention for you.

Re: A deeply wounding remark.

Posted: Fri Oct 02, 2020 8:06 am
by Essex Boy
World2dave wrote: Thu Oct 01, 2020 9:55 pm No-one wants Elves stuck in their spokes do they? Even Peeler.
If Andy is an Elf he perhaps missed some of the standard Sylvan training, such as 'dance like a leaf - level 1' and 'be the tree, advanced'
There's evidence that he's done the 'be a tree' training, because whenever it's his round, he takes root.

Re: A deeply wounding remark.

Posted: Fri Oct 02, 2020 8:11 am
by Buff Orpington
His Indians are part Wood Elf.

Re: A deeply wounding remark.

Posted: Fri Oct 02, 2020 8:20 am
by goat major
Given that elves are essentially plant based and from the realm of botany, would a vegan elf be one that refuses to eat veg and fruit and insists only on consuming lower forms of life i.e. meat?

Re: A deeply wounding remark.

Posted: Fri Oct 02, 2020 12:02 pm
by Peeler
Say what?

Re: A deeply wounding remark.

Posted: Fri Oct 02, 2020 12:14 pm
by grizzlymc
I think you'd better take ellf pie off the menu.