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Re: Ayton 2018 18th Century Campaign & Games
Posted: Thu May 03, 2018 7:24 am
by Jeremy
Spare a thought for me brothers. For tonight, I spend my last night as an Ayton Virgin. Tomorrow, I see the elephant, literally. Tomorrow, Peeler will drag me kicking and screaming down to the Forge. There, he will rip out that part of my soul that makes me human, and feed it to the ever hungry troll under the bridge. I will become an older, more jaded Purps, but without the tiny shorts. Almost like Norm, but lacking the capacity for such moral deviancy. Weep brothers, weep! Despair for the loss of such innocence!
Re: Ayton 2018 18th Century Campaign & Games
Posted: Thu May 03, 2018 7:48 am
by Buff Orpington
Re: Ayton 2018 18th Century Campaign & Games
Posted: Thu May 03, 2018 8:15 am
by Etranger
It's not the elephant to be wary of, it's Gaynor!
Re: Ayton 2018 18th Century Campaign & Games
Posted: Thu May 03, 2018 8:17 am
by Jeremy
Aren’t they one and the same?
Re: Ayton 2018 18th Century Campaign & Games
Posted: Thu May 03, 2018 10:34 am
by World2dave
Jeremy wrote: ↑Thu May 03, 2018 7:24 am
Spare a thought for me brothers. For tonight, I spend my last night as an Ayton Virgin. Tomorrow, I see the elephant, literally. Tomorrow, Peeler will drag me kicking and screaming down to the Forge. There, he will rip out that part of my soul that makes me human, and feed it to the ever hungry troll under the bridge. I will become an older, more jaded Purps, but without the tiny shorts. Almost like Norm, but lacking the capacity for such moral deviancy. Weep brothers, weep! Despair for the loss of such innocence!
Tits at the window will make it all seem better though.
Re: Ayton 2018 18th Century Campaign & Games
Posted: Thu May 03, 2018 10:42 am
by Essex Boy
Jeremy wrote: ↑Thu May 03, 2018 7:24 am
Spare a thought for me brothers. For tonight, I spend my last night as an Ayton Virgin. Tomorrow, I see the elephant, literally. Tomorrow, Peeler will drag me kicking and screaming down to the Forge. There, he will rip out that part of my soul that makes me human, and feed it to the ever hungry troll under the bridge. I will become an older, more jaded Purps, but without the tiny shorts. Almost like Norm, but lacking the capacity for such moral deviancy. Weep brothers, weep! Despair for the loss of such innocence!
I think perhaps someone has been on the sherbets already?
Re: Ayton 2018 18th Century Campaign & Games
Posted: Thu May 03, 2018 11:18 am
by BaronVonWreckedoften
Jeremy wrote: ↑Thu May 03, 2018 7:24 am
There, he will rip out that part of my soul that makes me human, and feed it to the ever hungry troll under the bridge.
You never know, "the troll" might get lost on his way up from Essex.
Re: Ayton 2018 18th Century Campaign & Games
Posted: Thu May 03, 2018 1:33 pm
by Peeler
Jeremy still has a soul? There's always one isn't there. More food for the bridge troll.
Re: Ayton 2018 18th Century Campaign & Games
Posted: Thu May 03, 2018 1:55 pm
by Essex Boy
BaronVonWreckedoften wrote: ↑Thu May 03, 2018 11:18 am
Jeremy wrote: ↑Thu May 03, 2018 7:24 am
There, he will rip out that part of my soul that makes me human, and feed it to the ever hungry troll under the bridge.
You never know, "the troll" might get lost on his way up from Essex.
That's a new one.
Re: Ayton 2018 18th Century Campaign & Games
Posted: Thu May 03, 2018 3:47 pm
by Jeremy
Could I please have the postal code/name for the hall?