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38) That moment when you glue the last clump of grass on the last base of those effing SYW Brits.... Like Norm and the stairs, I don’t actually know what that feels like. But I’m 48 infantry, 12 cavalry and 2 guns away from knowing. I think I’ll probably get thoroughly pissed that night to celebrate. End end up pulling a Norm (not to be confused with pulling Norm... shudder) and end up throwing them down the stairs in a drunken haze.

Purple wrote: ↑Wed Jan 24, 2018 4:43 pm 37) that moment when all the f****** plastic arms and legs and guns and heads are glued and assembled on to there stupid bloody torsos!

Aghhhhhhhh

37a. When you realise that you've glued the arms on back to front, and elbows really don't bend that way ....

39) when you have successfully glued a flag the right way up.

One day, Purps, one day.

40) Finding a long-sought-after Napoleonic Osprey in the "reduced" bin at a show.

41) Flicking through it and finding that it's not the infamous mis-print, where half the text and all the plate captions were from a different Osprey on Confederate potty-training in the ACW.

World2dave wrote: ↑Thu Jan 25, 2018 4:35 pm One day, Purps, one day.

True

42) new projects.
Even just fantasising about them and doing the planning/window shopping work leaves the teats tingly

You realise that your new nickname is now "Tingly Teats" don't you? Good luck explaining that to the GF.....

Don't get him going, Baron. You know Purps loves it when the GF puts on the nipple clamps.

Good point - that can be 43) when, after a long and tiring (but successful) game, the GF puts on the nipple clamps.

And your teats go all tingly......