The Loose Association of Wargamers

On a more serious note, it is a bit frightening at the depths of Purps knowledge on the very subject.

goat major wrote: ↑Fri Apr 26, 2019 12:00 pm He'll be warming up your BUM ?

Yep. The VAG will warm up the BUM.

God. I’ve gone all cold thinking what a frightening world that would be. No more bacon butties. I’m surprised avocado enemas don’t feature prominently.

Jeremy wrote: ↑Fri Apr 26, 2019 12:00 pm On a more serious note, it is a bit frightening at the depths of Purps knowledge on the very subject.

Are you saying your supreme commander seems less articulate about your objectives ?

Coggles is a fellow Lord. We don’t disparage each other in public. We save that for the locker room at the local cricket club where we flick each other’s naked buttocks with towels after our shower and roar uproariously like young school children.

Seems quite normal to me.

A word from your local rozzers. We're here to keep the peace & ensure that you all have an enjoyable safe weekend. Anyone who turns up round here with guns and stuff will get a good old fashioned beating, especially if you're on the wrong side. You've had your warning.

Like you need an excuse Peeler. Last time it was ‘cyclists’ now it’s ‘people with guns’. What’s next? People eating Kale and Lentil burgers? Or are they always on the list?

Bloody politicos, all about their egos and hunger for power. Damn the lot of them!

Anyway... Norbert Flange-Wacker here, Captain of HMS Scarborough, a noble light cruiser of His Majesty's Navy recently returned from the Raj. On arrival at our home port we find that a bunch of lefties and lentil-arsed curry fanatics are intent on ruining our God-given county, and we sharn't be standing for it. Most of the crew have only just recovered from the last bout of the Bengal bum-runs and we'll die before we're forced to succumb again on home soil. We'd rather let those Lancastrian fetishists in, and let's face it, that's a pretty grim alternative.

Suffice it to say we've disembarked and tooled up, and are on our way down the road to Ayton to sort things out, ship-shape. May have to splice the mainbrace first of course, but we'll be there, mark my words.

Three rousing cheers for "Rum, Sodomy And The Lash"