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Re: What are people buying?
Posted: Mon Jul 06, 2020 12:34 am
by grizzlymc
So, always satisfied with Boys then.
Re: What are people buying?
Posted: Mon Jul 06, 2020 8:13 am
by FreddBloggs
Peeler wrote: ↑Sun Jul 05, 2020 10:32 pm
Complain? At Boyes? No one, but no one, complains at Boyes. If you did, you get one of two extreme reactions.
Absolute and utter upset & horror on the store side that anyone could not be happy with their Boyes purchase. This would make a normal customer feel guilty for complaining.
Or.
Absolute and utter upset & hatred towards the customer who wasn't happy with their Boyes purchase. This would make a normal customer fear for their personal safety even after - if - they managed to leave the store alive.
So, like being here then.
Re: What are people buying?
Posted: Mon Jul 06, 2020 8:46 am
by Purple
Last time I was inside Boyes, I spilt a half litre of cream and they didn’t complain
Re: What are people buying?
Posted: Mon Jul 06, 2020 8:51 am
by Purple
I’ve been running with that Boyes joke for at least 8 years to this group and you’ll all agree it’s still hilarious even now on the 72nd time
Re: What are people buying?
Posted: Mon Jul 06, 2020 8:53 am
by FreddBloggs
-2000 cress points and -800 sausage points for repetition.
Re: What are people buying?
Posted: Mon Jul 06, 2020 9:08 am
by Essex Boy
Lamming Romans.
And not buying more Romans on eBay due to a schoolboy error............which I'm having surprising difficulty getting over.
Does anyone have stupidly cheap Lamming ancients that they want to shift? Virtually no price will be paid.......thereby consoling me.
A pox on my stupid eBay adventure.
Re: What are people buying?
Posted: Mon Jul 06, 2020 9:08 am
by BaronVonWreckedoften
Purple wrote: ↑Mon Jul 06, 2020 8:51 am
I’ve been running with that Boyes joke for at least 8 years to this group and you’ll all agree it’s still hilarious even now on the 72nd time
It has become an institution - also very much like this place.
Re: What are people buying?
Posted: Mon Jul 06, 2020 9:11 am
by Etranger
BaronVonWreckedoften wrote: ↑Mon Jul 06, 2020 9:08 am
Purple wrote: ↑Mon Jul 06, 2020 8:51 am
I’ve been running with that Boyes joke for at least 8 years to this group and you’ll all agree it’s still hilarious even now on the 72nd time
It has become an institution - also very much like this place.
So we've all been institutionalised for 8 years then?
Re: What are people buying?
Posted: Mon Jul 06, 2020 9:14 am
by grizzlymc
You're right, it'll be 8 years this Christmas!
I was still waiting for the all clear on my falsie.
Re: What are people buying?
Posted: Mon Jul 06, 2020 9:17 am
by goat major
Purple wrote: ↑Mon Jul 06, 2020 8:51 am
I’ve been running with that Boyes joke for at least 8 years to this group and you’ll all agree it’s still hilarious even now on the 72nd time
It's certainly precisely as funny as all your jokes are