The Loose Association of Wargamers

Having a bit of continental sausage whilst he still can.

My lasting memory of Fram 2018 is of a drunk German saussage seller telling Peeler "you English are stupid to vote Brexit" and Peeler simply shrugging it off with all the smug contentment of a cat with all the cream in the world. In fact I think it topped off an already great weekend.

I don't mind a nibble on European sausage now & again. The drunk Herman did make me chuckle though. He ranted & ranted. And I said, "oh right". And walked off, leaving him dejectedly without an argument.

They said we were stupid to keep fighting on in 1940. How did that turn out, Mr Saxon Sausage-Salesman?

Yeah, tell 'em Baron, tell' em like it is! We can take it or leave it with their funny foreign sausages. And we can home make our own foreign sausage in our allotments and roadside verges. And graveyards too. Yeah.

Don't forget continental sausage on the beaches. Just don't Google it.

I am told that if you try to google suitable spots to dispose of a body, you will not get help. Given government monitoring of internet search tags, I haven't checked out either.

Could we get EB to ask?

That’s true. Best place to hide is the jungles of Essex. No one ventures in there. Law of the wild and all that

It's the biggest county north east of the Metropolis. Nothing bigger.