What are people buying?

[BaronVonWreckedoften]

And claiming to be a load of women and children.....

[Buff Orpington]

So our next king is Boaty McBoatface, excellent.

The people have spoken.
Interesting constitutional nicety. EIIR is Queen of England but not Queen of Scotland. Up there she is Queen of the Scots. None of this Norman "I own everything " bollocks. The monarch has to ask if the people consent to his/her rule.
Of course any dissent can be resolved by the Hanoverian method.

[Shahbahraz]

True dat, and we're just being polite letting her be EIIR, as there wasn't a EIR in Scotland.

[Etranger]

She's EIR, Queen of Australia...

[Buff Orpington]

Except for the desert, that belongs to Priscilla.

[FreddBloggs]

True dat, and we're just being polite letting her be EIIR, as there wasn't a EIR in Scotland.

There wasn't Edwards 1 to 6 either but still eddy 7th.

[Etranger]

Except for the desert, that belongs to Priscilla.

... and the Criterion Hotel in town. That belonged to 'Queenie' Caesar. She really was a Queen too, of one of the Maori tribes. Her oldest son was a good mate of one of my brothers. He's now the Paramount Chief for that tribe.

[Shahbahraz]

In town? Is that the Cri in Melbourne?

[Peeler]

Nah, HM is neither Queen of England, nor Queen of the Scots.
"Elizabeth II, in full Elizabeth Alexandra Mary, officially Elizabeth II, by the Grace of God, of the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland and of her other realms and territories Queen".

[Shahbahraz]

Parasites seem to be particularly problematic this year.