What are people buying?

[Shahbahraz]

I believe Phils comment was that unless it farts and eats hay, Anne isn't interested.

[Buff Orpington]

That would explain Mark Phillips.

[Shahbahraz]

As a good Scots Republican, I'm saddened that Elizabeth Windsor has lost her partner, and every man's death diminishes us, but surely there must be some other important news for our TV and newspapers to tell us? Troubles restarting in NI perhaps? 99 Yr old carks it, isn't much of a surprise surely?

[RMD]

As a good Scots Republican,

Your opinion isn't even worth the shit on Windsor Mews.

[RMD]

No she couldn't. Hanover had salic law, hence Vicky not being it.

See, more bloody European interference. Trial by combat, you know it makes sense.

Ursula vs Liz II? I know who my euros would be on. One of them is nearly 100 ffs.

Ursula Fond Of Lying...? You might have a point. She single-handedly destroyed the entire Bundeswehr.

[Shahbahraz]

As a good Scots Republican,

Your opinion isn't even worth the shit on Windsor Mews.

Opinions are like arseholes. And shit can be spread on garden beds. There's no one's opinion worth as much as a good warm muck spread. How's yours?

[Buff Orpington]

Ursula Fond Of Lying...? You might have a point. She single-handedly destroyed the entire Bundeswehr.

She can't claim all the credit. She had the entire German political establishment to back her up. Germany can't afford to upset Putin because it gets cold in the winter and he can turn off the gas.

[BaronVonWreckedoften]

Ursula vs Liz II? I know who my euros would be on. One of them is nearly 100 ffs.

And only one of them has a real army to call on.

[BaronVonWreckedoften]

It's at times like this, folks, that you realise how sensible HM Armed Forces are in banning three topics of conversation in the Mess - religion, politics and women. I realise I'm as much to blame as anyone here for contributing, but I think we should do the same.

[FreddBloggs]

Yep all 78,000 of them at the next head count. Under de pfaffle there will not be enough soldiers to fill wembley.

And yes, Elizabeth Battenburg, sorry, Mountbatten Windsor, has lost her 99 year old househusband. Sad, but not 4 days cloth tearing sad.