Ayton 2nd-5th May 2025

[Peeler]

I saw him buy some muddy roads, the sort of roads which lead to a large barn ....

[goat major]

He was chastened by claims that the Altefritzenburg artillery couldn't hit a barn door, so thought he needed practice

[Essex Boy]

I despair.

[Paul]

I despair.

Is that not the Motto on the Essex Coat of Arms?

[Essex Boy]

I despair.

Is that not the Motto on the Essex Coat of Arms?

No. It's "You hold them off while I go for help".

[Peeler]

Have you heard the tale of the auld, empty, barn?

There was nothing in it.

[Paul]

Have you heard the tale of the auld, empty, barn?

There was nothing in it.

Have you heard about the toilet theft from the local Police Station?
The Police say they have nothing to go on.


What?.....are we not reciting from the two Ronnies 1977 Jokebook now?