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Re: Ayton 2nd-5th May 2025

Posted: Sat Nov 30, 2024 2:33 pm
by Peeler
I saw him buy some muddy roads, the sort of roads which lead to a large barn ....

Re: Ayton 2nd-5th May 2025

Posted: Sat Nov 30, 2024 2:42 pm
by goat major
He was chastened by claims that the Altefritzenburg artillery couldn't hit a barn door, so thought he needed practice

Re: Ayton 2nd-5th May 2025

Posted: Sat Nov 30, 2024 4:42 pm
by Essex Boy
I despair.

Re: Ayton 2nd-5th May 2025

Posted: Sat Nov 30, 2024 5:38 pm
by Paul
Essex Boy wrote: Sat Nov 30, 2024 4:42 pmI despair.
Is that not the Motto on the Essex Coat of Arms?

Re: Ayton 2nd-5th May 2025

Posted: Sat Nov 30, 2024 8:25 pm
by Essex Boy
Paul wrote: Sat Nov 30, 2024 5:38 pm
Essex Boy wrote: Sat Nov 30, 2024 4:42 pmI despair.
Is that not the Motto on the Essex Coat of Arms?
No. It's "You hold them off while I go for help".

Re: Ayton 2nd-5th May 2025

Posted: Sat Nov 30, 2024 9:09 pm
by Peeler
Have you heard the tale of the auld, empty, barn?

There was nothing in it.

Re: Ayton 2nd-5th May 2025

Posted: Sat Nov 30, 2024 10:34 pm
by Paul
Peeler wrote: Sat Nov 30, 2024 9:09 pm Have you heard the tale of the auld, empty, barn?

There was nothing in it.
Have you heard about the toilet theft from the local Police Station?
The Police say they have nothing to go on.


What?.....are we not reciting from the two Ronnies 1977 Jokebook now?