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Well, Peeler does trumpet like an elephant with alarming regularity!

Jeremy wrote: ↑Wed Dec 19, 2018 11:48 am Well, Peeler does trumpet like an elephant with alarming regularity!

But not through his nose.

Etranger wrote: ↑Wed Dec 19, 2018 11:38 am A circus would fit in well with Ayton's ABCW game...

Stop it!
I've already sorted my Ayton figures. The last thing I need is to start thinking a Circus force would be fun.......although bugger me it would.....circus trucks, clowns, strongmen, monkeys.......GMs fun would never end sorting out the rules for that lot Just imagine the trouble of shooting at the clown car!

BaronVonWreckedoften wrote: ↑Wed Dec 19, 2018 9:47 am

Buff Orpington wrote: ↑Wed Dec 19, 2018 9:04 am The Hepatitis Sea sounds like a perfect fantasy setting.

This and Grizz's 8 bottles of rum reminded me that David Niven and Errol Flynn once shared a bungalow in Malibu (along with the various women who inhabited it from time to time) named "Cirrhosis by the sea".

Christmas 1987, my good friend and brilliant helicopter pilot Dudley, who had first seen Wewak airstrip through the sights of a P47, came round to our office in Wewak. I poured him a malt whisky and sat him down.
"I just came to say good bye" he said
"Well, Merry Christmas to you too, we'll be doing a lot more flying in the New Year"
He looked into his glass, looked up at me and said
"Nope, I am diagnosed with liver cancer, if I stay off the booze, I've got six to 12 months. But I'm damned if I'm going to do anything of the sort. There's a mama san in Phu Ket who will have two girls to meet me at the aiprort and a case or so of single malt. When the pain gets too bad I'm going to Chang mai and I'll smoke and drink myself into an early grave."
And he tossed back the whisky and was gone with a so long.

Pacific helicopters' chief pilot told me he didn't make it till February. I always thought that is how a man should go when there isn't any fight left.

A circus force would be fun indeed and would be greeted with much enthusiasm

And be granted free upgrades: bullet and grenade -attracting outfits.

and clown tanks where the armour falls off leaving the driver just sitting on his seat

goat major wrote: ↑Wed Dec 19, 2018 1:43 pm and clown tanks where the armour falls off leaving the driver just sitting on his seat

So Peeler’s Mondeo then?

that would be accompanied by an awful honking sound

No that’s Peelers special Trouser Goose.
Errrr.