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Re: Ayton Travel Plans

Posted: Mon Mar 16, 2020 5:52 pm
by Count Belisarius
How the hell can you do any sort of social distancing while still sending the kids to school?

It's going to be a long haul...

Re: Ayton Travel Plans

Posted: Mon Mar 16, 2020 5:58 pm
by Paul
Three words.....Stable Doors, Horses

Re: Ayton Travel Plans

Posted: Mon Mar 16, 2020 6:01 pm
by Jeremy
Social distancing but not enforcing closure of schools and WFH. It’s a get out of jail free card for him as he now has plausible deniability. ‘But I told you to social distance...’

My 12 player SP2 Peninsula game this weekend has now been cancelled as a result.

Re: Ayton Travel Plans

Posted: Mon Mar 16, 2020 6:13 pm
by BaronVonWreckedoften
levied troop wrote: Mon Mar 16, 2020 5:27 pm It’s Peeler I feel most sorry for.
Oh no, don't say they've banned farting?

Re: Ayton Travel Plans

Posted: Mon Mar 16, 2020 6:19 pm
by Paul
Count Belisarius wrote: Mon Mar 16, 2020 5:52 pm How the hell can you do any sort of social distancing while still sending the kids to school?
A 6ft stick or a Hazmat suit.

Actually I see a market for Covid 19 friendly parties, Hazmat suits and sealed cans of beer or bottles of wine :)
...or Zorbs, a massive Zorb party :)

Re: Ayton Travel Plans

Posted: Mon Mar 16, 2020 6:25 pm
by Buff Orpington
I was in Chester this morning at managed to maintain a 2 meter cordon nearly all the time. I took an even bigger swerve around the Geordie with a cough.

Re: Ayton Travel Plans

Posted: Mon Mar 16, 2020 7:29 pm
by Paul
As a reality check for everyone who is panicking. At the same stage of the Swine Flu pandemic in 2009 'experts' were predicting 65000 UK deaths...the actual number was 457.

Re: Ayton Travel Plans

Posted: Mon Mar 16, 2020 10:47 pm
by Shahbahraz
No one should panic, that's very unhelpful, but the reality is a lot of people are going to die, unless there is some reason you think the UK is uniquely unlike Italy?

Re: Ayton Travel Plans

Posted: Mon Mar 16, 2020 10:54 pm
by Buff Orpington
They're a bit keener on kissing than us.

Re: Ayton Travel Plans

Posted: Mon Mar 16, 2020 10:57 pm
by BaronVonWreckedoften
Shahbahraz wrote: Mon Mar 16, 2020 10:47 pm No one should panic, that's very unhelpful, but the reality is a lot of people are going to die, unless there is some reason you think the UK is uniquely unlike Italy?
Is the answer Brexit? No? OK, just a thought.