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Yes. So if it takes a while to cook, book now. Peeler was taking about steaks.

Of course being lentil-arsed curry fanatic's that wont apply to you and me.

Yup

I fancy scampi.

A simple statement, but on which no doubt has little fish everywhere shaking in their …. well in whatever they have.

Yeah, about that.... anybody seen my whale? It was wearing a bondage harness for purposes which are not technically illegal in international waters.

Those porpoises fled to Norway. Nuff said.

Mr Nuff must be one of the most quoted sages in the history of history and yet I can’t find a reference to him anywhere in my Encyclopaedia Britannica.

Britannica is jealous of nuff.

Steak and Ale pie. Washed down with lashings of Ale. What more can a man want before putting Chairman Mauve and his Vegans to the sword the next day?