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Re: 10 Desert Island War Films

Posted: Sun May 03, 2020 8:43 am
by FreddBloggs
Stalag 17 then.

No one has mentioned 'Come and see.'

Re: 10 Desert Island War Films

Posted: Sun May 03, 2020 9:06 am
by Shahbahraz
Oh yes, had forgotten that one. It's interesting how few war movies have made it on to streaming services.

Re: 10 Desert Island War Films

Posted: Sun May 03, 2020 11:35 am
by Norman D. Landings
Nobody is going to watch “Come and See” on a desert island.
Immediately after the closing credits you’d commit suicide by fucking a hornet’s nest, furiously pumping your venom-swollen priapism in there, welcoming every sting and yelling; THIS! THIS IS WHAT HUMANITY DESERVES!

Rather watch Battle of the Bulge and be mildly annoyed at the absence of snow.

Re: 10 Desert Island War Films

Posted: Sun May 03, 2020 11:55 am
by grizzlymc
And the tanks.

Re: 10 Desert Island War Films

Posted: Sun May 03, 2020 11:56 am
by Jeremy
Norman D. Landings wrote: Sun May 03, 2020 11:35 am fucking a hornet’s nest, furiously pumping your venom-swollen priapism in there, welcoming every sting
Or how Norm likes to ease into a bank holiday weekend...

Re: 10 Desert Island War Films

Posted: Sun May 03, 2020 11:57 am
by grizzlymc
God knows what he's up to by Monday.

Re: 10 Desert Island War Films

Posted: Sun May 03, 2020 11:59 am
by FreddBloggs
Jeremy wrote: Sun May 03, 2020 11:56 am
Norman D. Landings wrote: Sun May 03, 2020 11:35 am fucking a hornet’s nest, furiously pumping your venom-swollen priapism in there, welcoming every sting
Or how Norm likes to ease into a bank holiday weekend...
Then he is a week early this year! Bank holiday is friday, not monday.

Re: 10 Desert Island War Films

Posted: Sun May 03, 2020 12:10 pm
by grizzlymc
That's our Norm. I don't want to imagine what happens on Sunday

Re: 10 Desert Island War Films

Posted: Sun May 03, 2020 12:33 pm
by Jeremy
FreddBloggs wrote: Sun May 03, 2020 11:59 am
Jeremy wrote: Sun May 03, 2020 11:56 am
Norman D. Landings wrote: Sun May 03, 2020 11:35 am fucking a hornet’s nest, furiously pumping your venom-swollen priapism in there, welcoming every sting
Or how Norm likes to ease into a bank holiday weekend...
Then he is a week early this year! Bank holiday is friday, not monday.
He’s practicing. Doesn’t want to mess the big day up. Besides, it’s in keeping with him pitching up the wrong weekend at Ayton I believe

Re: 10 Desert Island War Films

Posted: Sun May 03, 2020 12:47 pm
by Norman D. Landings
Was that me? I don’t think that was me, you know.
Note that I’m not expressly ruling it out...