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Loose Ass Crackers

Posted: Sun Dec 16, 2018 1:54 pm
by Purple
There is serious Punners on here... SO
Time for an annual Loose Ass Christmas Cracker joke thread!

So far I have..l

‘What’s Count Bel’s favourite film?’
The shining!

And

‘Why doesn’t Goat Major attend fancy Christmas Parties?’
Because he Dreadballs.

Re: Loose Ass Crackers

Posted: Sun Dec 16, 2018 2:29 pm
by Jeremy
And Purps favorite movie phrase...

There can be only One!

Re: Loose Ass Crackers

Posted: Sun Dec 16, 2018 2:31 pm
by garyp
EB's favourite song?

Road to nowhere!

Peeler's?

Blowin' in the wind.

Re: Loose Ass Crackers

Posted: Sun Dec 16, 2018 3:25 pm
by Essex Boy
I'm going to give Purps such a slap when I next see him.

Re: Loose Ass Crackers

Posted: Sun Dec 16, 2018 4:59 pm
by Peeler
I popped a cracker out of my ass when the wife woke me up with tea this morning. It made her rather tearful.

Re: Loose Ass Crackers

Posted: Sun Dec 16, 2018 5:23 pm
by Purple
Was it Jacobs?

Re: Loose Ass Crackers

Posted: Sun Dec 16, 2018 5:45 pm
by Jeremy
Essex Boy wrote: Sun Dec 16, 2018 3:25 pm I'm going to give Purps such a slap when I next see him.
Purps might get the wrong idea. That’s his version of fourplay

Re: Loose Ass Crackers

Posted: Sun Dec 16, 2018 6:12 pm
by valleyboy
Peeler wrote: Sun Dec 16, 2018 4:59 pm I popped a cracker out of my ass when the wife woke me up with tea this morning. It made her rather tearful.
And that's Peelers version of foreplay

Re: Loose Ass Crackers

Posted: Sun Dec 16, 2018 7:30 pm
by Peeler
No, I wasn't sat on her face when I popped one out.