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Loose Ass Crackers
Posted: Sun Dec 16, 2018 1:54 pm
by Purple
There is serious Punners on here... SO
Time for an annual Loose Ass Christmas Cracker joke thread!
So far I have..l
‘What’s Count Bel’s favourite film?’
The shining!
And
‘Why doesn’t Goat Major attend fancy Christmas Parties?’
Because he Dreadballs.
Re: Loose Ass Crackers
Posted: Sun Dec 16, 2018 2:29 pm
by Jeremy
And Purps favorite movie phrase...
There can be only One!
Re: Loose Ass Crackers
Posted: Sun Dec 16, 2018 2:31 pm
by garyp
EB's favourite song?
Road to nowhere!
Peeler's?
Blowin' in the wind.
Re: Loose Ass Crackers
Posted: Sun Dec 16, 2018 3:25 pm
by Essex Boy
I'm going to give Purps such a slap when I next see him.
Re: Loose Ass Crackers
Posted: Sun Dec 16, 2018 4:59 pm
by Peeler
I popped a cracker out of my ass when the wife woke me up with tea this morning. It made her rather tearful.
Re: Loose Ass Crackers
Posted: Sun Dec 16, 2018 5:23 pm
by Purple
Was it Jacobs?
Re: Loose Ass Crackers
Posted: Sun Dec 16, 2018 5:45 pm
by Jeremy
Essex Boy wrote: ↑Sun Dec 16, 2018 3:25 pm
I'm going to give Purps such a slap when I next see him.
Purps might get the wrong idea. That’s his version of fourplay
Re: Loose Ass Crackers
Posted: Sun Dec 16, 2018 6:12 pm
by valleyboy
Peeler wrote: ↑Sun Dec 16, 2018 4:59 pm
I popped a cracker out of my ass when the wife woke me up with tea this morning. It made her rather tearful.
And that's Peelers version of foreplay
Re: Loose Ass Crackers
Posted: Sun Dec 16, 2018 7:30 pm
by Peeler
No, I wasn't sat on her face when I popped one out.