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I dislike...

Posted: Wed Nov 06, 2019 6:37 pm
by Norman D. Landings
Assembling artillery.

Lots of spindly bits with tiny contact surfaces to be glued, and a bugger to balance ‘til they set.
Lots of fiddling to get everything lined up straight so you don’t come out with wonky wheels and a skew-wiff barrel.

I do not enjoy this process.

Thankyou for listening.

Re: I dislike...

Posted: Wed Nov 06, 2019 6:38 pm
by goat major
You are right. Plus they are a faff to paint. There’s nowhere on the model to hold it properly. And painting spokes is a nightmare.

Re: I dislike...

Posted: Wed Nov 06, 2019 7:00 pm
by Jeremy
Agreed. Chariots are just as bad.

I end up gluing them to the base and using an old, stuffed brush on the spokes. Ramming it in angrily and thrashing it about as hard as I can. Very reminiscent of Purps and the way he uses his dildos actually.

Re: I dislike...

Posted: Wed Nov 06, 2019 7:11 pm
by BaronVonWreckedoften
goat major wrote: Wed Nov 06, 2019 6:38 pm And painting spokes is a nightmare.
Do you not employ a spokesman?

Re: I dislike...

Posted: Wed Nov 06, 2019 7:12 pm
by goat major
I need a good rimmer

Re: I dislike...

Posted: Wed Nov 06, 2019 7:17 pm
by BaronVonWreckedoften
Not Arnold presumably.....

Re: I dislike...

Posted: Wed Nov 06, 2019 7:40 pm
by FreddBloggs
Well he is not a pig.

Re: I dislike...

Posted: Wed Nov 06, 2019 8:06 pm
by tim.w
This is where I love two part expoxy resin. Just have to secure stuff in place til it sets. I tend to get the gun stuck on a base from the off, sometimes crew too depending on how tight they're packed in.

Re: I dislike...

Posted: Wed Nov 06, 2019 10:16 pm
by Purple
Basing.
U2
Musket barrels

Re: I dislike...

Posted: Wed Nov 06, 2019 11:15 pm
by HMS Priapus
I'm tempted to try my airbrush for my 28mm Napoleonic artillery. Not relishing the task ahead.