Ayton 2018 feeding & boozing.

[Buff Orpington]

By amazing good fortune the Tour de Yorkshire route on Friday comes nowhere near to where any of us should be. Of course, it will be throwing a sharp left in Ayton, heading up the Forge Valley on Saturday. Peeler will probably time the lunch break so that we can go an hurl abuse.

[grizzlymc]

Yup, those are all on the way to Ikea.

[grizzlymc]

Yup, those bridges are all on the way to Ikea.

[Peeler]

Hurl abuse at cyclists? It'll just make the weekend.
On the Friday, the Hall will be ours from about half four & we're booked into the Dennison for a 7pm feed.

[World2dave]

Sounds good Mr P.

[Purple]

I’ll be there for food and interference.
My girlfriend has gone off to Florida today (outrageous, who books a holiday during Ayton) so her sister will be house sitting.
Once she’s settled I’ll be up the A1 like a Sausage up a drainpipe.

[World2dave]

I’ll be there for food and interference.
My girlfriend has gone off to Florida today (outrageous, who books a holiday during Ayton) so her sister will be house sitting.
Once she’s settled I’ll be up her like a Sausage up a drainpipe.

Fixed that for you.

[MarshalNey]

oh dear

[Paul]

oh dear

We were all thinking what Dave said

[Buff Orpington]

Where does that sit on the Ryan Giggs infidelity scale? Is playing away with your partner's sister more acceptable than knocking off your brother's wife?