What's on your workbench?

[BaronVonWreckedoften]

Errrr Purps, why is he wearing a Man U scarf?

Because he lives miles away from Manchester?

[Jeremy]

Errrr Purps, why is he wearing a Man U scarf?

Because he lives miles away from Manchester?

Because he’s determined to have absolutely no friends, be named after various parts of the female anatomy and have every unit, friend and foe at Ayton, shoot and charge the unit he is in?

[Purple]

How absolutely outrageous.
Any football team that plays in red is pure filth - and not in a good sexy way.

[FreddBloggs]

Well you know what they say about Man U, when they won the League there was cheering the length and breadth of Surrey.

[Jeremy]

I thought being alone on Valentines Day is like being a ManU supporter 365 days a year?

[goat major]

Any football team that plays in red is pure filth - and not in a good sexy way.

That is utterly outrageous!

[Purple]

Why’s the bloke on the far left wearing a German helmet?

[Peeler]

Cos his name is Helmut Head.

[BaronVonWreckedoften]

That is utterly outrageous!

Is that Middlesbrough FC from their glory year?*

[* Anglo-Scottish Cup winners, 1975-1976 ]

[goat major]

That is only one of our many glory years Brendan...