Ayton 2018 feeding & boozing.

[Purple]

Please don’t wear those tiny shorts at Ayton. Most of us will be severely hungover and the mere sight will cause a mass regurgitation of that mornings fry up all over Henry’s lovely terrain....

But how can I prance and leap and lunge and pirouette and be fully effective at the tabletop without my Magnificent wargaming shorts?

[Jeremy]

I understand. Can you do all that in another room though, behind closed doors? We’ll get Gaynor to judge your ‘magnificence’ in your tiny shorts. You might want to stuff two or three pairs of rugby socks down there as she’s quite jaded and not easily impressed I hear

[BaronVonWreckedoften]

Keen's curry powder! The basis of all Papua New Guinea cooking.

So called because that's what they used on Keen himself?

[grizzlymc]

One doesn't curry long pig! What sort of savages do you think these people are?

[MarshalNey]

I can feel my bowels twitching at the very thought.

[Peeler]

Oh no! Not Ken's twitchy bowels!

[Peeler]

Chaps, I should have done this earlier, would you mind having a look at The Denison menu ......

http://denisoneastayton.co.uk/menu/

and posting up what main course yourself/& wifey would like on the Friday evening. If it's steak, please preference your rare/medium/well done choice. The Den has asked for this to make it quicker to prepare for us, though there is also a specials board if you prefer to choose on the night, you may just have to wait 20 minutes or so. Starters & puddings can be chosen at the time.

Essex Boy & Count Andy, have a look at the vegetarian options, any special request, give them a ring on 01723 863447.

We're ok to order at the time at Walkers Fish restaurant Saturday evening, again, EB & CB, have a look athe menu

http://walkersfishrestaurant.co.uk/restaurant-menu/

and see what you think. Any special requests, ring them om 01723 864259.

I think that's it for now ....

[Jeremy]

Cheers Peeler. Have you told Purps to order off the children’s menu?

I’ll have the chicken tikka masala please

[Buff Orpington]

Sweet potato & black bean chilli for both of us please.

[valleyboy]

I can feel my bowels twitching at the very thought.

Bowels aren't supposed to twitch, they are just meant to shit
Ken I'd see a doctor if I were you ......

" Doc I seem to have developed this nasty twitch.............."