Ayton 2018 18th Century Campaign & Games

[Jeremy]

Spare a thought for me brothers. For tonight, I spend my last night as an Ayton Virgin. Tomorrow, I see the elephant, literally. Tomorrow, Peeler will drag me kicking and screaming down to the Forge. There, he will rip out that part of my soul that makes me human, and feed it to the ever hungry troll under the bridge. I will become an older, more jaded Purps, but without the tiny shorts. Almost like Norm, but lacking the capacity for such moral deviancy. Weep brothers, weep! Despair for the loss of such innocence!

[Buff Orpington]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NVIbCvfkO3E
Warning, includes tight shorts

[Etranger]

It's not the elephant to be wary of, it's Gaynor!

[Jeremy]

Aren’t they one and the same?

[World2dave]

Spare a thought for me brothers. For tonight, I spend my last night as an Ayton Virgin. Tomorrow, I see the elephant, literally. Tomorrow, Peeler will drag me kicking and screaming down to the Forge. There, he will rip out that part of my soul that makes me human, and feed it to the ever hungry troll under the bridge. I will become an older, more jaded Purps, but without the tiny shorts. Almost like Norm, but lacking the capacity for such moral deviancy. Weep brothers, weep! Despair for the loss of such innocence!

Tits at the window will make it all seem better though.

[Essex Boy]

Spare a thought for me brothers. For tonight, I spend my last night as an Ayton Virgin. Tomorrow, I see the elephant, literally. Tomorrow, Peeler will drag me kicking and screaming down to the Forge. There, he will rip out that part of my soul that makes me human, and feed it to the ever hungry troll under the bridge. I will become an older, more jaded Purps, but without the tiny shorts. Almost like Norm, but lacking the capacity for such moral deviancy. Weep brothers, weep! Despair for the loss of such innocence!

I think perhaps someone has been on the sherbets already?

[BaronVonWreckedoften]

There, he will rip out that part of my soul that makes me human, and feed it to the ever hungry troll under the bridge.

You never know, "the troll" might get lost on his way up from Essex.

[Peeler]

Jeremy still has a soul? There's always one isn't there. More food for the bridge troll.

[Essex Boy]

There, he will rip out that part of my soul that makes me human, and feed it to the ever hungry troll under the bridge.

You never know, "the troll" might get lost on his way up from Essex.

That's a new one.

[Jeremy]

Could I please have the postal code/name for the hall?