Ayton 2018 Modernesque Skirmish

[Buff Orpington]

You know what, the "bride" looks awfully relaxed about being the General's new personal assistant.

[Paul]

It is, however, a shame that the National Guard were on your side at the time

[Paul]

Thanks to Tim, Norm and Buff for a cracking couple of days games. This sort of game needs people who don't take themselves or each other too seriously and I think we got that about right. Already planning some opponents for Rhodeleland
"Bongo Thunder, Bongo Thunder Air support required, co-ordinates to follow, over"

[Buff Orpington]

"Bongo Thunder, Bongo Thunder Air support required, co-ordinates to follow, over"

BLACK CARD DRAWN!

[Buff Orpington]

It is, however, a shame that the National Guard were on your side at the time

I never really noticed. I suppose they were catching a few bullets that could have come my way.

[Buff Orpington]

It was a cracking couple of days. Lots of decisions were based on "It'll look really cool if this comes off"

I'm already planning to beef up my forces and add a dissident faction of militia. These guys have coalesced around Daniel M'Dongo, who is pissed off about being replaced as Presidential Catamite & Hamster Master..

[MarshalNey]

and founding member of the petshop boys....

[Norman D. Landings]

M’Dongo!?

The only positive thing about M’Dongo is HIV.

He is weak on monkeys, and weak on the causes of monkeys.

[tim.w]

Nothing weak about an actual Lesser Footed Kumbah Beak Nosed Monkey, vicious bastards them!

Suggest you might want to record the next Gangs of Kumbahyah with Ross Kemp, the fist fight between the Ruskies and N'dahwehlahweh's goons and the Cubans was monumental.

[Norman D. Landings]

I was just going to post about that!

See how the Comrade General’s former bodyguard became lead soprano with the Kumbayan national choir in one eye-watering moment.