Battleground - Sat 24th November, Stockton-on-Tees, UK

[BaronVonWreckedoften]

I’ve just discovered that whisky and elderflower cordial is remarkably unpleasant.

I can't help feeling that our Norm is an unsung hero of low-key, but vital contributions to human understanding.

[Jeremy]

He’s like one of those scientists who injects themselves with the serum they’ve just invented. He doesn’t trust the results from chimps, sneaky buggers may fake the results in return for a banana.

[BaronVonWreckedoften]

Whereas Norm can be guaranteed to fake anything for a banana.....

[Buff Orpington]

Whereas Norm can be guaranteed to fake anything with a banana.....

FTFY

[Etranger]

Whereas Norm can be guaranteed to fake anything with a banana.....

FTFY

[BaronVonWreckedoften]

Potassium poisoning?

[Etranger]

Supposedly, although even a 300lb gorilla would struggle to get through that many in a single sitting. I'd be more worried about the radioactivity. .
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Banana_equivalent_dose

[levied troop]

Tempted to use that as a warning sign on my (very early stage) Mars base.

[BaronVonWreckedoften]

I'd be more worried about the radioactivity. .

Yes, that 35,000,000 BED is a bullet worth dodging, isn't it? I shall avoid fleets of container ships like the plague from now on, just in case they are all carrying the deadly banana......

[BaronVonWreckedoften]

Tempted to use that as a warning sign on my (very early stage) Mars bar diet.

FTFY