The other ShedCon, 10th November 2018

[Etranger]

That's just Yorkist propaganda. Greater Essex is a mighty realm.

[grizzlymc]

More an empire than a mere realm.

[BaronVonWreckedoften]

.....a man might trek half a lifetime and never return to the same point.

Especially if EB is reading the map......

[goat major]

That's a bit unfair. He must pass the same point several times as he continually circles the M25

[Ilkley Old School]

So basically Essex is a bit like the tardis. Bigger on the inside than out.

Also I hear that time and space is also distorted in Essex so things look bigger. That may explain why EB likes 20mm so much as in Essex they are the size of Action Men.

[grizzlymc]

This is a mystery.

[Etranger]

So basically Essex is a bit like the tardis. Bigger on the inside than out.

Also I hear that time and space is also distorted in Essex so things look bigger. That may explain why EB likes 20mm so much as in Essex they are the size of Action Men.

It is not a coincidence that Einstein wrote his Special Theory of Relativity after a night out in Chelmsford.

[grizzlymc]

After a night outr in Chelmsford, I could write a Special Theory of Relativity. Might not remember it at lunchtime.

[Jeremy]

Mock our Sangoma Burtelezi at your own peril. He is the Voice of the Ancestors and he may yet pronounce your doom

[Peeler]

Oh, we have that here in Ayton, Doombar ale, it's very quaffable. The last time a Harridan came by to pronounce our doom she ended up with a £60 bar tab to pay.