How do we look to the world outside ?

Norman D. Landings · Post by **Norman D. Landings** » Thu Jan 10, 2019 11:49 am

This forum would gladly make you a hot chocolate and when it arrived there’d be a shortbread finger on the saucer.

Post by **goat major** » Thu Jan 10, 2019 11:52 am

Peeler wrote: ↑Thu Jan 10, 2019 11:40 am Well I'd just like to say that we're a nice bunch of chumsters. And I think that's a nice way to be.

we're ignoring your new years resolution to tell more people to fuck off then ?

Jeremy · Post by **Jeremy** » Thu Jan 10, 2019 11:59 am

The young lads in my VBCW Militia get some very strangle looks when they refer to themselves as the BUM Chums.... can’t think why....

Jeremy · Post by **Jeremy** » Thu Jan 10, 2019 12:00 pm

goat major wrote: ↑Thu Jan 10, 2019 11:52 am
Peeler wrote: ↑Thu Jan 10, 2019 11:40 am Well I'd just like to say that we're a nice bunch of chumsters. And I think that's a nice way to be.
we're ignoring your new years resolution to tell more people to fuck off then ?

I feel it’s my civic duty to tell Peeler to fuck off at least three of four times a week

Jeremy · Post by **Jeremy** » Thu Jan 10, 2019 12:01 pm

Norman D. Landings wrote: ↑Thu Jan 10, 2019 11:49 am there’d be a shortbread finger on the saucer.

Shaped like a penis. With a drop of whipped cream on the tip

Purple · Post by **Purple** » Thu Jan 10, 2019 12:03 pm

Jeremy wrote: ↑Thu Jan 10, 2019 10:12 am Silesia your first cousin is he?

Well royalty has never shunned away from a cousin...

But let’s spend a moment defending König Friedrich's reputation...
Fred lost his cherry to a rather beautiful lady prostitute in 1728, a gift from Augustus the Strong who was trying to distract Frederick who’d been eyeing up several of his favourite mistresses.
Young Friedrich was going to smash them all like he smashed through Austrian Armies...

As he got older, he became less interested in women and spent his time fighting battles and amassing armies in the company of himself....
His poor wife Elizabeth would have been knocking on the door.... ‘Please Friedrich, lets spend some quality time together... we could go to the opera, have dinner, maybe have a bit of a bonk later...’
‘Bugger off woman, I’m constructing a new grenadier regiment’

Friedrich, the ultimate Wargamer.
Who we all slowly become...

Jeremy · Post by **Jeremy** » Thu Jan 10, 2019 12:13 pm

I think Freddy Junior doth protest too much. Incredible spin doctors they had back in the day

Post by **goat major** » Thu Jan 10, 2019 12:15 pm

its well know he was a fan of the oblique approach

grizzlymc · Post by **grizzlymc** » Thu Jan 10, 2019 12:20 pm

Is that a euphemism?

Post by **goat major** » Thu Jan 10, 2019 12:22 pm

yes. that was the joke. I'm really too good for this forum.

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