Here we go again....

[Purple]

I know I’m going to regret starting this...

However...

Army Painter Anti-shine Matt Varnish spray... any good?

[goat major]

I’ll abridge the thread for you.

Yes, no , perhaps, I use brush on, I use gloss, beware of yellowing, don’t worry about yellowing, daler rowney, winsor & Newton, humbrol, I don’t varnish, Vallejo, primer is more important that varnish, knob joke.

[Purple]

Excellent.
No one else need post.

I shall in turn, Add to bag. Launch into a defence of Prussian Hussars. Unnecessary euphemism.
Cress. Obligatory and off topic reference to Frederick. Eat a jelly baby.

[World2dave]

Nice work guys. There are probably a few other regular topics we can do the same for, and just sticky them for future reference.

[Essex Boy]

And at some point I'll get lost.

[valleyboy]

I’ll abridge the thread for you.

Yes, no , perhaps, I use brush on, I use gloss, beware of yellowing, don’t worry about yellowing, daler rowney, winsor & Newton, humbrol, I don’t varnish, Vallejo, primer is more important that varnish, knob joke.

wrong order Simon, the knob joke would have been the second or 3rd post and the 4th at the very least

[Jeremy]

I know I’m going to regret starting this...

However...

Army Painter Anti-shine Matt Varnish spray... any good?

No. It’s crap. Either goes too matt or satin. Buy an air gun and use Vallejo matt

[levied troop]

No, it’s crap. Goes too satin. I usually suggest Testors Dullcote at this point, but you can’t buy it any more so I'll say ‘Daler’

[Insert knob joke here]

[BaronVonWreckedoften]

We also have the option of eschewing the knob joke for a procession of increasingly obscure and groan-inducing puns.

[Essex Boy]

We also have the option of eschewing the knob joke for a procession of increasingly obscure and groan-inducing puns.

I thought better of mentioning the pun thing........