Here we go again....

[Purple]

It’s this level of contradiction and phalus orientated swaying that has led me avoid any sort of varnishing for years.

[Count Belisarius]

I recommend an enamel varnish. If you have a properly cluttered workbench and are multi-tasking, the fumes from the varnish and white spirit work nicely with those from super glue and bostik to take the wargaming experience to new highs...

[Purple]

In many ways varnishing figures seems to be a lot like Japanese orgy pornography.
You’re all coming at it from different directions but largely achieving the same thing
Something to think about anyway.

[grizzlymc]

I'd definitely take the Count's advice before going to a Japanese orgy.

[Jeremy]

I recommend an enamel varnish. If you have a properly cluttered workbench and are multi-tasking, the fumes from the varnish and white spirit work nicely with those from super glue and bostik to take the wargaming experience to new highs...

I struggled for 25 years to get a matt varnish with enamel

[RMD]

I use 'Montana' matt spray varnish. Absolutely brilliant.

[Etranger]

Excellent.
... Unnecessary euphemism.
....

Unnecessary? No marching band is complete without a Euphemism or two. Frederick would not be impressed.






Peeler?

[grizzlymc]

Testors Dullcote is the only varnish that I will ever use on my figures again. After the disaster that was my Spanish Horse Artillery, I am not saving a few cents on garbage.

Every band should have a euphemism or two, preferably dressed in a Kanban.

[HMS Priapus]

We'd be remiss not to mention tea bagging.

[grizzlymc]

It's always remiss not to mention teabagging.