What's on your workbench?

[Norman D. Landings]

I’m gussying up my river ford.
It’s based on a credit card so it can be popped anywhere along the river.
Time has taken its toll on the flock on its banks, so that’s getting redone and I’m pooling some magic dip in the ‘watery bit’ to add some depth and ‘liquidity’.

[Purple]

A caulk sheet.
Apparently it’s 9 weeks away.

Observation corps battalion. Bound to run away. Worth painting? Probably not.

[Buff Orpington]

But worth having as protection for the secret howitzers.

[Purple]

Foundry’s Russian Artillery is awesome, they’ve got all manner of great packs.
I’ll have a cheeky howitzer and things one day. So many 18th century things to paint...

[grizzlymc]

I’m gussying up my river ford.
It’s based on a credit card so it can be popped anywhere along the river.
Time has taken its toll on the flock on its banks, so that’s getting redone and I’m pooling some magic dip in the ‘watery bit’ to add some depth and ‘liquidity’.

So, you are goling to do those banks, good and proper and add some liquidity to your credit card. What with that and Jeremey's BUM, it is hardly surprising that the Count receives concerned emails from the host.

[Norman D. Landings]

That’s nothing.
I used satin varnish on the lower timbers of a bridge today to get my wood glistening as if proper moist.

[grizzlymc]

At your age, I'm surprised that these techniques are needed.

[Norman D. Landings]

I’m getting cock-shamed by the Wild Man of Borneo?
I’ll have you know you could eat your dinner off my pristine pump-action trouser Mauser, whereas I contend that science (Not volunteering here) should be allowed to examine your nether regions to see if there’s something with beneficial penicillin-type properties growing among the various kinds of jungle rot.

[grizzlymc]

I use a mix of zinc oxide and an escalation of acids to keep the funguses at bay on my gonads. In the final case I find a discreet place and expose them to ultraviolet radiation.

Since you are interested. And I di not generally eat my meals off penile objects.

[Norman D. Landings]

I tried zinc on my knob.

Now I’m banned from the studio audience of ‘Robot Wars’.