VBCW Ayton 3rd May 2019 Organisation Thread

[Purple]

You know, this isn’t what I expected when it pinged a load of notifications when I logged in

[MarshalNey]

I was worried there’d be no one to tell those funny but terrible jokes late on Saturday night at the sports club bar

Ahh, the vibrator joke - classic!

[Jeremy]

You know, this isn’t what I expected when it pinged a load of notifications when I logged in

Wot? Does the 20 year old have a phone on it?

[Jeremy]

I was worried there’d be no one to tell those funny but terrible jokes late on Saturday night at the sports club bar

Ahh, the vibrator joke - classic!

All the ones where Gary can’t deliver the punchline because he’s laughing so hard!

[Peeler]

I had the body of a 20 year old once, but I had to get rid of it when it started to smell & decompose.

[Essex Boy]

I had the body of a 20 year old once, but I had to get rid of it when it started to smell & decompose.

I think it's come back to haunt you.

[Purple]

I had the body of a 20 year old once, but I had to get rid of it when it started to smell & decompose.

Did you store it in your arse by chance?

[Jeremy]

I had the body of a 20 year old once, but I had to get rid of it when it started to smell & decompose.

Did you store it in your arse by chance?

No, but I think it crawled up there to die

[grizzlymc]

I though Peeler had a wee anal.

[Jeremy]

Did they mess something up when they did his bypass? Connect the wrong pipes to the wrong outlets? I never knew they went through your arse to do a bypass. Oh well. You learn something new every day. If that doesn’t encourage you to adopt a healthy lifestyle, nothing will