VBCW Ayton 3rd May 2019 Organisation Thread

[goat major]

Ken you’ll notice in the rules folder there is a Mexican hospital rule. Always thinking of you...

[MarshalNey]

God bless.

[MarshalNey]

I was tempted to bring the sombrero boys but that might have been pushing it to far.

[Purple]

Don’t worry Ken, anti-wank guns in these rules are notoriously crap. Aren’t they Purps?

Absolute dogs bottom drip.
My Chinese d10s don’t go up high enough in the numbers, clearly stopping at 5.

[Purple]

Don’t worry about anti tank guns.
It’s the Road mines you have to worry about Ken.

And the Molotov’s.
And the enemy tanks.
And the field guns.
And the air strikes.
And machine gun fire causing them to crash into a wall.
And mechanical failure.
And...

[Jeremy]

Not to mention the toxic chemical explosions issuing forth from the VAG and BUM.

[Purple]

Jeremy’s Chemical effluent
5.9% proof.

[MarshalNey]

It's the danger to you guys I'm worrying about - the Gateshead Spice Company lorries are carrying industrial strength curry powder (in large barrels). It they go up.....

[World2dave]

It's the danger to you guys I'm worrying about - the Gateshead Spice Company lorries are carrying industrial strength curry powder (in large barrels). It they go up.....

... They must come down?

[MarshalNey]

logical.