The Pointy Stick thread

Jeremy · Post by **Jeremy** » Mon Jul 15, 2019 9:08 am

I thought that was all a typical Friday night in Newcastle?

Norman D. Landings · Post by **Norman D. Landings** » Mon Jul 15, 2019 10:33 am

Wasn’t even IN Newcastle. Night out in Nottingham with that Goat Major.

Music... moonlight... couple of drinks.

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grizzlymc · Post by **grizzlymc** » Mon Jul 15, 2019 10:35 am

Sounds as though you've been violated.

Jeremy · Post by **Jeremy** » Mon Jul 15, 2019 10:39 am

Seems he wasn’t even enough of a gentleman to use lubricant. Was Dettol involved? Did he soak and strip you in it?

grizzlymc · Post by **grizzlymc** » Mon Jul 15, 2019 10:43 am

I think I'll pass on the particular pleasure.

Norman D. Landings · Post by **Norman D. Landings** » Mon Jul 15, 2019 11:20 am

You been hit by...

You been struck by...

A smooth Goat.

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Jeremy · Post by **Jeremy** » Mon Jul 15, 2019 11:26 am

I thought it was more along the lines of ‘Careless whisper’

Buff Orpington · Post by **Buff Orpington** » Mon Jul 15, 2019 2:10 pm

I always think of that song as Careless Wispa, I suppose melted chocolate all over the bedding could cause tensions in a relationship.

Jeremy · Post by **Jeremy** » Mon Jul 15, 2019 2:28 pm

Especially in the GBT community.

grizzlymc · Post by **grizzlymc** » Mon Jul 15, 2019 2:41 pm

I have seen worse things on the bedding in a post coital situation.

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