Pulp Cthulhu

[Jeremy]

I think we may be the worst Cthulhu investigators Cthulhu has ever seen.

We are literally ‘Carry on up Cthulhu’

Still, another awesome adventure!

[Jeremy]

I learnt tonight sober RPG Norm is no fun. Too concerned about ‘civilian casualties’ no matter how much I tried to explain the concept of ‘collateral damage’ to him

[Norman D. Landings]

The idea that human life is merely incidental to the scheme of things and is not, in itself, of importance, is what differentiates the alien intelligences of the mythos from ourselves.
If we too subscribe to such cosmic indifference, we abrogate our precious humanity.

I’d also like to take this opportunity to point out that you’re the world’s worst burglar.

[goat major]

That’s until Hilaire decides to take up burglary

[grizzlymc]

My precious humanity is on offer for a mansion in a tax haven, with a swimming pool, hot and cold running girls, a wine cellar, and $40k P.A. And if the aliens want me to rat on any of the secrets of precious humanity, that's all part of the deal.

[Jeremy]

My job is killing people, which I think we can all agree, I do quite well. Burglary is is merely a side hobby.

[levied troop]

That’s until Hilaire decides to take up burglary

My job is the interpretation of rare, unique documents of cosmic significance. You do not bring along an intellect of my quality to dabble in violence with natives, we have the brutes for that. And a ‘hunter’ who can’t move stealthily.

[grizzlymc]

Andy your facepalm is getting a good workout.

[Count Belisarius]

It is a popular one. Think we need a few more useful ones...

[Norman D. Landings]

And a ‘hunter’ who can’t move stealthily.

Balderdash. Group roll, could have been anybody.
Anyway, it resulted in good clean manly combat, which - I think we can all agree - is going brilliantly.

Found anything interesting behind your bespoke cowering log, have we? Pre-Columbian carving, maybe?
Pair of testicles?