Funny Names

[levied troop]

You was educated? You was lucky.
I was schooled with a strap right across my back


But it's all right now, in fact, it's a gas.

[Essex Boy]

Dickus Flavourous? Language is fine, the English one is far more understandable than most though.

Eh?

[RMD]

Speaking as a Grammar School boy, I'd like to say that I'm shocked that they'll let any old riff-raff in here.

I'd like to say that, but I'd be lying... I knew that as soon as I was let in.

[Peeler]

Eh?

Iain, I said "Gor blimey guvnor, see that old Dickus Flavourous geezah? Talking is spot on, us English is far more yabbable than them though innit just eh, know what I mean, knees up Mother Brown, wave them elbows out squarely, giz a dab Shirl, let's 'ave it, oi yes, square graves ends peeps eh.

Now shut up.

[Essex Boy]

You see? You can if you try.

[Buff Orpington]

If you need a progressive politician in the game Liberal Concensus is your man.

[BaronVonWreckedoften]

Speaking as a Grammar School boy, I'd like to say that I'm shocked that they'll let any old riff-raff in here.

To be fair, our riff-raff may be old, but it is mostly top-of-the-range.

[Buff Orpington]

The Crème de la scum.

[Shahbahraz]

You lot are posh gits. I had to make do learning Afrikaans, Zulu and Xhosa.

Wot? No San? Bloody hell, what's the Saffer education system coming to these days me old soutpeil?

[Jeremy]

Click-click? The San are virtually extinct these days.