Ayton1: - 30th April ~ 2nd May 2021.

[Peeler]

There's no teenagers about, goodness knows where they've gone. It might have to be a four pack of Spar shop brew, drank in an empty sheep field....

[Jeremy]

Peeler doesn’t drink cider

[Peeler]

Darned right too. At the moment, I haven't had a drink since Friday. Good going I think. And I think I feel slightly better for it. You can have too much of a good thing, even if it is beer.

[Etranger]

Darned right too. At the moment, I haven't had a drink since Friday. Good going I think. And I think I feel slightly better for it. You can have too much of a good thing, even if it is beer.

:o
Who are you and what have you done with the real Peeler?

[levied troop]

It’s not really a respiratory virus, that’s just the cover for............Alien Bodysnatchers!! :o

[goat major]

you've to feel sorry for the Alien in this case then

[Jeremy]

Bloody hell. Imagine their horror at the gas expelled during the anal probe.

[Buff Orpington]

"Unexpected supernova in the western spiral arm.

[Paul]

Bloody hell. Imagine their horror at the gas expelled during the anal probe.

D'ya think aliens get confused with the obsession of the human race with anal probes?

[Peeler]

You are a cheeky bunch of barstards.