Pulp Cthulhu

[Jeremy]

Norms been experimenting on the capacity and effects of erect chimps penises. I’ve heard he was suitably impressed and somewhat envious.

[Norman D. Landings]

Apes are not overly well-endowed.

In case it seems suspicious that I know that, let me explain that I came by that knowledge as part of a concerted - if drunk and stoned - debate about whether Fay Wray could have accommodated Kong and survived the experience.

[Shahbahraz]

Presumably mankind has evolved to allow for additional positions.

[World2dave]

Was the debate with the bank manager when you applied for a loan to make that movie?

[grizzlymc]

Norm, that is knowledge to which it is unwise to admit, specially on this forum.

[BaronVonWreckedoften]

I blame circumcision for all the unrest in the Middle East.
Desert heat, sweat and gritty sand on unprotected bell ends?

Oddly enough, I always thought that sand getting trapped under the foreskin was the reason for circumcision in the first place. Is that not correct?

Asking for a friend, obviously.

[goat major]

even for this forum the thread has taken a slightly unexpected turn

[Purple]

Apes are not overly well-endowed.

In case it seems suspicious that I know that, let me explain that I came by that knowledge as part of a concerted - if drunk and stoned - debate about whether Fay Wray could have accommodated Kong and survived the experience.

[grizzlymc]

Exactly purps, I reckon the science bitch doth protest too much.

[Norman D. Landings]

The spirit of true scientific enquiry recognises no boundaries.